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bob-esposito > Each day the farm sends the truck down to a local fruit & vegetable store to pick up several cans of the day's unsold produce. The produce goes to the pigs and these photos are of the pig's evening feeding.

The cans are brute.

Anthony is not a brute.

Anthony is a puppy dog.
bob-esposito > A crowd begins to gather. Anthony is looking for tags and rubber bands which sometimes come attached to the produce and must be separated so the pigs won't eat them. Anthony can ping a deer hunter at 100ft with a plastic watercress tag and a snappy band.
bob-esposito > Pigs eat many things but they don't much like onions or citrus. Anthony likes onions and citrus and is a big fan of scallion grapefruit smoothies.
bob-esposito > Il vegetali, Il brutto e Il cattivo.
bob-esposito > Anthony slips some lettuce to one of the gathered crowd. Anthony once slipped into a Creed concert by dumping a bucket over the ticket taker's head and running real, real fast.
bob-esposito > The food is ready. The latch is lifted. And in case of gate explosion Anthony's emergency dispatch radio is tuned to central command.
bob-esposito > Anthony's not out of danger yet. If he were to swing the gate open just .042 ft. per second slower he'd be wafflized. And then where would we be?
bob-esposito > Judy enters first as is often the case. It takes a tough farmer to set a tender table and Anthony is, after all, from Jersey (exit 18).
bob-esposito > Everybody crowds in for dinner and Anthony is neither mangled nor squished. Anthony's recipe for success in pig feeding, as in life, is as follows:

1. Never vote Republican.

2. Always look on the bright side of string theory and never vote Republican.

3. When faced with decision, think about it some more and never vote Republican.
Each day the farm sends the truck down to a local fruit & vegetable store to pick up several cans of the day's unsold produce. The produce goes to the pigs and these photos are of the pig's evening feeding.

The cans are brute.

Anthony is not a brute.

Anthony is a puppy dog.
 > Each day the farm sends the truck down to a local fruit & vegetable store to pick up several cans of the day's unsold produce. The produce goes to the pigs and these photos are of the pig's evening feeding.

The cans are brute.

Anthony is not a brute.

Anthony is a puppy dog.
Each day the farm sends the truck down to a local fruit & vegetable store to pick up several cans of the day's unsold produce. The produce goes to the pigs and these photos are of the pig's evening feeding.

The cans are brute.

Anthony is not a brute.

Anthony is a puppy dog.
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